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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 13:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

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Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

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Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No way

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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